Thursday, March 19, 2009

Band, oh bust!

A friend of ours (ours= Meghana and me) who works in radio in Mumbai is forming a band for some kind of instrumental fusion. They're scouting for names, but they've narrowed it down to two choices, of which I liked precisely none. Megs and I had this conversation while he was polling opinions from both of us at the same time:

vrushali: sriram asking me: filter coffee? or limited edition? which one do u like?
do u think i should suggest 'bugs and roaches'?
Meghana: i already told him we suggest bugs and roaches :P
vrushali: hahahahaa
Meghana: :D
vrushali: if they havent adopted it yet, it means they have no sense of humour
in which case, i refuse to associate myself with this band
why not masala chai?
or limited intelligence?
Meghana: lol
hhahahaha the latter is nice
vrushali: i will
Meghana: lol cool
vrushali: he says: yeah right
i thought it was pretty cool myself
Meghana: :P
yeah i know
vrushali: lebbe...when i form a band, that's what i
will call it
Meghana: ok...
who'll be in the band?
vrushali: u will be there, obviously...ur the star member
that's it
Meghana: lol
we'll sing 'oh sawariya'
vrushali: five ppl enough...or the band will break up citing 'irreconciliable differences'
what is oh sawariya?
Meghana: arre...the kishore kumar song idiot...
aake seedhi lagi
vrushali: that song is called 'aake seedhi lagi'...
dont confuse ur lead singer
Meghana: lol
vrushali: yeah, that would actually be a cool opening number for our concerts
at andheri sports complex
Meghana: yeah i know!
and then i'll do the snort laugh from the that ppl wonder whats happenign
vrushali: ok
whatever u want
just keep the audience entertained
anyway they won't be too of limited intelligence
Meghana: lol
i can't stop intelligence
vrushali: :D
Meghana: it's a nice nick name for you actually
vrushali: yeah, sure. and wht's urs?
sriram will have to do with bugs and roaches
as in, as the name of his band
not saying that that species will be his main audience
Meghana: lol
i'm sure they'll run away
the bugs and roaches i mean
vrushali: yeah
hey, they can call themselves the Exterminators
the E.T.s
how cool is zat?
Meghana: yeah, nice
vrushali: lebbe, he wont see the point of this one either
i think radio makes u dumber
Meghana: we should sound it off
thsi is what i'm telling him
name the band bugs and roaches...
They might not be your target audience...they'll run away maybe..and then you'll can call yourselves the Exterminators :D
vrushali: u can't have two band names...
hw abt bandwidth?
band baaja?
band aid?
Meghana: they'll disband to resurrect themselves as the exterminators..
vrushali: chup re
Meghana: and then probably become like the Undertaker
vrushali: even Undertakers is good
Meghana: lol
vrushali: sheh, with so many good names, they pick out the lousiest ones
Meghana: lol
vrushali: he says band baaja is another could they just plagiarise and not credit me?
Meghana: lol
vrushali: after this, they should call themselves Unethical Fusion Crap
Meghana: lol
vrushali: Plagiarists is also good
Meghana: oh shut up
no, this one i don't agree
vrushali: Oh Shut Up is actually good
"Guess who's in town to entertain you guys?"
audience replies, "Oh Shut UP!"
even DisBand is great
also a hint to themselves
Sent at 2:15 PM on Thursday
Meghana: lol
vrushali: :D

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