Band, oh bust!

A friend of ours (ours= Meghana and me) who works in radio in Mumbai is forming a band for some kind of instrumental fusion. They're scouting for names, but they've narrowed it down to two choices, of which I liked precisely none. Megs and I had this conversation while he was polling opinions from both of us at the same time:

vrushali: sriram asking me: filter coffee? or limited edition? which one do u like?

do u think i should suggest 'bugs and roaches'?

Meghana: i already told him we suggest bugs and roaches :P

vrushali: hahahahaa

Meghana: :D

vrushali: if they havent adopted it yet, it means they have no sense of humour

in which case, i refuse to associate myself with this band

why not masala chai?

or limited intelligence?

Meghana: lol

hhahahaha the latter is nice

suggestthat

vrushali: i will

wait

Meghana: lol cool

vrushali: he says: yeah right

i thought it was pretty cool myself

Meghana: :P

yeah i know

vrushali: lebbe...when i form a band, that's what i

will call it

Meghana: ok...

who'll be in the band?

vrushali: u will be there, obviously...ur the star member

prash

sandy

golu

that's it

Meghana: lol

we'll sing 'oh sawariya'

vrushali: five ppl enough...or the band will break up citing 'irreconciliable differences'

what is oh sawariya?

Meghana: arre...the kishore kumar song idiot...

aake seedhi lagi

vrushali: that song is called 'aake seedhi lagi'...

dont confuse ur lead singer

Meghana: lol

vrushali: yeah, that would actually be a cool opening number for our concerts

at andheri sports complex

Meghana: yeah i know!

and then i'll do the snort laugh from the wings..so that ppl wonder whats happenign

vrushali: ok

whatever u want

just keep the audience entertained

anyway they won't be too bright...fans of limited intelligence

Meghana: lol

i can't stop laughing...limited intelligence

vrushali: :D

Meghana: it's a nice nick name for you actually

vrushali: yeah, sure. and wht's urs?

sriram will have to do with bugs and roaches

as in, as the name of his band

not saying that that species will be his main audience

Meghana: lol

i'm sure they'll run away

the bugs and roaches i mean

vrushali: yeah

hey, they can call themselves the Exterminators

the E.T.s

how cool is zat?

Meghana: yeah, nice

vrushali: lebbe, he wont see the point of this one either

i think radio makes u dumber

Meghana: we should sound it off

thsi is what i'm telling him

name the band bugs and roaches...
They might not be your target audience...they'll run away maybe..and then you'll can call yourselves the Exterminators :D

vrushali: u can't have two band names...

hw abt bandwidth?

band baaja?

band aid?

contraband?

Meghana: they'll disband to resurrect themselves as the exterminators..

vrushali: chup re

Meghana: and then probably become like the Undertaker

vrushali: even Undertakers is good

Meghana: lol

vrushali: sheh, with so many good names, they pick out the lousiest ones

Meghana: lol

vrushali: he says band baaja is another project...how could they just plagiarise and not credit me?

Meghana: lol

vrushali: after this, they should call themselves Unethical Fusion Crap

hmph

Meghana: lol

vrushali: Plagiarists is also good

Meghana: oh shut up

:P

no, this one i don't agree

vrushali: Oh Shut Up is actually good

"Guess who's in town to entertain you guys?"

audience replies, "Oh Shut UP!"

even DisBand is great

also a hint to themselves

Sent at 2:15 PM on Thursday

Meghana: lol

vrushali: :D